Now this is funny :)

Wendy had this at her blog and she found it at Jessica's :) What a fun quiz!
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Ranch... if it's Gregg;s brand, blue cheese if it isnt
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Burgerville, but we don't have any out here in nowhereland.... so McD's
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: olive garden.... oh I miss olive garden :)
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I always leave 15%... even if the service is not so good. I was a wiatress and everyone has a bad day. I usually leave 20-25% for good service and whatever I feel like/can afford if the service is EXCELLENT..... no better way to make a strangers day!
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sickof?
A. salads or this cajun chicken alfredo they have at the place we get takeout from YUM
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. always pepperoni... if it's just me eating it I get the deluxe one with all the peppers and onions and other meats :)
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. I'm not a big fan of toast... I'd rather have an english muffin, but when i was preggers I had to eat certain stuff because of the diabetes so I always had a toast with peanut butter and butter :)
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Do you really have to ask LOL It's a picture of Wrigley field!
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. just my babies :) I was supposed to have my wisdom teeth removed a fe months ago but I'm a big wuss
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Elli..... she is SO heavy now :) Oh yeah and I moved some furniture yesterday when I was "cleaning"
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were goingto die?
A. Oh yuck no
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Diva dan......
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. hmmm..... I like yellow and pink :)
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I'm sure I have but I dont know what..... Steve likes to traumatize me by telling me that you swallow spiders in your sleep every year..... UGH
Q. Have you ever saved some one's life?
A. No.... tried once in a nursing home I worked at but it was unsuccessful. I could though
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. maybe not literally but yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. hmmm.... who is this girl? Yeah sure why not
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for$200,000?
A. oh heck no
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yeah probably LOL
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Ummmmm yeah no
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I would probably do that for free lol..... I LOVE hot sauce :)
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for$1,000,000?
A. heck no
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. my sweats don't have pockets.... I'm not wearing the fancy ones today LOL
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: YUCK I hated that movie.... i didnt like it so much that i didnt even watch the end of it
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Ummm.... stand... we actually do have seats in our shower, but why sit?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yup and I have. My brothers were my roomates for a long time :)
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: A whole bunch :) I LOVE flip flops :)
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: ummm.... a stay at home mom.... well how convinient
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Miss Wendy online
Q: Last person who called u?
A: Lexi... whi got back from outdoor school and is puking at school... sigh
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Miss Elli :) and my dog
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Season?
A: Summer!
Q: Ice cream?
A: chocolate and peanut butter or peach sorbet
Q: movie?
A: All things Adam Snadler and Chris Farley
Q: type of music?
A: Barry Manilow.... I'm a super geek
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: yeah my Mommy
Q: Mood?
A: ready for Steve to have a day off
Q: Listening to?
A: Elli scream, dogs bark, Bob the Builder and Lexi tell me about Outdoor School
Q: Watching?
A. Bob the Builder..... can we fix it?
Q: Worrying about?
A: Nada
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: ummmmm the potty???? :)
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: scrap chat and watch the Cubbie game... what a great time :)
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. The one with adam sandler and that funny guy..... Chuck and Larry
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yup :)
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Most of the time LOL

Elli's new love

is her brand new Dora swimsuit! She is just crackin me up with this thing! She wanders around the house wearing it over whatever she happens to have on :) What a turkey! She's going to be so confused this summer when she realizes that it's really for going in the water! I think what she REALLY likes is the material of it! I just can't believe my sweet baby is going to be two on Saturday.... I do not accept!

In other news.... I have been SUCH a bum lately! I had this big master plan to "spring" (even though it's been SNOWING) clean the house before Saturday.... hasn't happened, and paint the bathroom this week.... hasn't happened, and scrap.... really hasn't happened much either! But Elli's in bed, the pictures are printed and hopefully I can get a little mojo back tonight :)

Notes from the crappy blogger.....

Man I did SO GOOD for awhile there! :) So here's my super duper loooooong post to catch up!So the very best new thing in our house for Elli is her "my Lucas"! It all started when my dear internet buddy Wendy randomly sent me a video with her son Lucas talking on it. Elli saw it and LOVED it! She wanted to watch it all day. And that is how two tiny kids started being internet buddies! Now they send videos back and forth and have even sent eachother snail mail cards :) This layout is of Elli watching Lucas' video and blowing him back some kisses! This layout was made with sketch #10 over at Gettin Sketchy!We have some WAY COOL stuff goin on this month over at Scrapcity! We are having our next crop the weekend of the 25th-27th and you for sure don't want to miss out on all the fun challenges, games and prizes :) We have also started a brand new challenge system over there! Each month on the first of the month there will be nine challenges to get your mojo goin! For every one you complete your name will go in the hat for a prize! Woop Woop!

You are cordially invited to our Mad Hatter Tea Party at Serendipity Scrapbooks. Since Mother's Day is right around the corner we thought that a Tea Party would be appropriate. So come on out and celebrate the many different hats we wear as women. There might be even a little May Day Celebration thrown in to our Tea Party. (note: crumpets and tea will be served!) The Mad Hatter Tea Party will begin on Friday April 25th through Sunday April 27th. We will also have pre crop challenges that will begin on Friday April 18th. All challenges will be posted by 12 noon est/9am pacific. Our awesome Design Team is busy coming up with some really neat challenges and games to keep you inspired. The Mad Hatter Tea Party will consist of 20 prizes to be had in one small weekend. Oh and you can't forget about our Blue Light Specials. They can be any where from 20% off to 50% off of specific items. Everyone loves our Blue Light Specials and you never know when they will appear over the weekend. You can also compete for points to be crowned Alice in Wonderland of our Tea Party. We hope to see you there for some wonderful inspiration and loads of fun!

We are also having another celebrity chat at Serendipity! This month our guest chat is with the Owner of the wonderful new company called Pink Paislee!! Come and join us on Tuesday the 22nd at 9pm EST. This is 6pm Pacific/7pm Mountain and 8pm Central time in our Chat room. Just come to the forum and at the top click on Chat.

Over at Sassy Scrappers we are halfway through our fabulous month long grand opening celebration!!!! There are SO MANY challenges it's just plain ridiculous :) We have two awesome sponsors! Big thanks to Treasured Scrapbooking and Cupcake Scrapshop!

So I have been in a total scrapping funk lately! Thankfully last night my buddy Wendy picked a challenge for me and gave me my orders LOL This layout is for the Scrapcity monthly challenge, which was to make a layout about your signifigant other :) This layout is of a sweet picture that Lexi took of them at the park a few weeks ago! This one actually made me get all teary when I was makin it :) Thanks Wendy for the kick in the rear! It was made with this months kit from Treasured Scrapbooking!